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I keep having dreams that I'm a serial killer and my signature is hanging people's flayed skin from the ceilings of abandoned hospitals and warehouses.

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As my coworker returned from vacation, he giggled at the salt perimeter we put around his cubicle.

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“You really called 911 to order a pizza?”

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Even after my death, I watched my wife go on with her life and find someone else.

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I've always loved little frozen snacks.

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I have lived a clean and health-conscious life up to a ripe old age of 120.

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I'm really happy with the first nude photoshoot that I did, it turned out really hot NSFW

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The Doctor Said it Was Sleep Paralysis

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I keep having dreams that I'm a serial killer and my signature is hanging people's flayed skin from the ceilings of abandoned hospitals and warehouses.	179
As my coworker returned from vacation, he giggled at the salt perimeter we put around his cubicle.	179
[deleted by user]	179
“You really called 911 to order a pizza?”	179
Even after my death, I watched my wife go on with her life and find someone else.	178
I've always loved little frozen snacks.	178
[deleted by user]	178
I have lived a clean and health-conscious life up to a ripe old age of 120.	178
I'm really happy with the first nude photoshoot that I did, it turned out really hot NSFW	177
The Doctor Said it Was Sleep Paralysis	177